Under The Radar Kinda Deal

Seriously, I'm closer to 20 than Mike and I don't even know any 20 year old hotties....

So his chances of ever being 'tested' by two 20 year old hotties is about zero. :dita:
 
chris pucci said:
seriously, I'm closer to 20 than Mike and I don't even know any 20 year old hotties....

So his chances of ever being 'tested' by two 20 year old hotties is about zero. :dita:
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Ouch!!!! Man that hurts. You can't talk to an old man like that. I oughta smack you with my cane boy and "git out a my yard!!" :dita:
 
All Mike has to do is grab that "hella 80's" camero that was hanging out at gramps place, a carton of marlboro's and a case of miller ice light or keystone and head down the the chemeketa community college parking lot. Bet he could score a pair of 20's pretty quick. Hotness is really in the eye of the beholder, and after a few miller light ice's they just might be hot enough.:dita:
 
chris pucci said:
the next 20 year old hotties you are gonna know are your own kids! :dita: heyoh!
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Man! You are on fire!! I laughed out loud at that one. Well played sir...:dita:


drew merrick said:
all Mike has to do is grab that "hella 80's" camero that was hanging out at gramps place, a carton of marlboro's and a case of miller ice light or keystone and head down the the chemeketa community college parking lot. Bet he could score a pair of 20's pretty quick. Hotness is really in the eye of the beholder, and after a few miller light ice's they just might be hot enough.:dita:
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I'll have you know that "sexy" 1981 camero has left the ihcs. It is now bopping around portland looking for a "butt rock" concert..:winky:

oh ya I almost forgot......you damn kids get out a my yard!!!....:dita:
 
drew merrick said:
all Mike has to do is grab that "hella 80's" camero that was hanging out at gramps place, a carton of marlboro's and a case of miller ice light or keystone and head down the the chemeketa community college parking lot. Bet he could score a pair of 20's pretty quick. Hotness is really in the eye of the beholder, and after a few miller light ice's they just might be hot enough.:dita:
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You kin drank an uglee gal purdee, butchya kain't drink a fat gurl skiny.:nono: that's a pearl of wisdom from my good friend sailor jerry. Best ye heed them words me laddie.
 
scoutboy74 said:
you kin drank an uglee gal purdee, butchya kain't drink a fat gurl skiny.:nono: that's a pearl of wisdom from my good friend sailor jerry. Best ye heed them words me laddie.
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No, you can't drink em skinny. However, you can drink enough not to care. Sometimes the retching aint from the night before, but from the shame of the memory.:icon_eek:

ahh what the hell, beggers can't be choosers.:dita:
 
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