I tried the hammer handle trick and I did not notice any difference between the lifters. They all seem to take an equal amount of force to collapse.
I also installed valve covers with the top sections cut out. The problem with this is that when I rev the engine past 2000 rpm, the boat style rockers throw hot oil all over the place. This wasn't a problem with the welded style because the oil is pumped through the rocker to the valve tip and pushrod. The boat style rockers act like cups that collect a lot of oil at idle. When you rev the engine past about 2000 rpm, the force of the rocker coming up to open the valve literally throws about a teaspoon of oil out of each rocker all over the engine compartment. Multiply this by 16 and you have got a mess on your hands. I stopped before it got out of hand, but this has put the kibosh on more testing in my driveway. I could put duct tape over the openings, but it doesn't stick so well to oil.
Due to the elimination of many other variables, I'm leaning toward a sticky valve/tight valve guide. But in order to fix this, the head has to come off, then disassembled, the offending valve guide has to be honed, then reassembled and installed. Not a big job, but after much thought, I have decided to go in a different direction. Most everyone at some point has to make a decision to either fish or cut bait, and since I don't see a point to this anymore, I'm cutting bait.
I've decided to install a Chevy crate engine, which is what I should have done in the first place.

the engine I am looking at is fuel injected, weighs 300 pounds less than my 392, and produces more horsepower and torque at all rpms. I can't turn my back on that. I'll also be dumping the torqueflite (I'm tired of trying to adjust shift points), and replacing it with an nv4500.
Don't be me wrong, I love my Scout, but I just don't have the time or the patience to go through this 35-year-old-800-pound-fickle-gorilla again. I do sincerely appreciate everyone's assistance.
Parts from this engine (dui, powder coated aluminum intake manifold and valve covers, etc.), or the engine, will be available after I remove it in a month or two.