Fatwhite Boyzz Trauma

Michael Mayben

Michael Mayben

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Word on tha street is sailor jerry dun kicked trev's azz down a hill while he wuz jacklightin' sum bambi. Kinda messed up tha wing he writes with but at least he didn't shoot his ownself.

Jerry's the life of the pardee, but ya don't carry hiz azz to tha hills when ya go lookin' for chili meat ala bambi. Ya leave him home with a babysitter/blowup gurlfriend.

Anyway...trev's gonna git cut new year's eve...sum kinda psychic-surgery kinda deal that involves alotta morphine during recovery. Jerry's gonna feel kinda left out since he ain't gonna be at that pardee for new year.

So while yawl are out gittin large and actin' stoopid Thursday nite, trev's gonna be curled up in fronta tha fire with a drip in his arm havin' hiz own pardee in hiz haid!
 
Well, dr. Jerry gives me a 50/50 chance of makin' a full rekuvree minus sum smart marbulls. He'll have me ona ivy drip solushun of 2 parts cola tuh 1 part sailor whilst I'm propped in front of the dumbbox watchin' the ducks carve up sum buckeyz. Pops will be thawin' out my din din fer about a week as I'm movin' back in with the 'rentz at the brown mile konvuhlesint home there in daze crik temporary like. By koinsidents, little bro who's a douglas kownty mowntee gits his transfer from reedsport tuh soco so heez movin' back home at the same time soz he kin keep the mean streets of wild places like riddle, myrtle crik, c-ville etc safe. He'll be livin' out in ma & pa's new 5th wheel, while I'll be doin' my dark time log sawin' in hiz old room. Ma alredee dun converted my old room intuh her art studio years ago, plus that's where granny does her snorin'. I did mention it wuz a konvuhlesint home didn't I? Yawl thought I wuz jes jaw bonin' didn't ya? Shame onya. There's alwaze purpuss and a whole heap a truth to the yarns I spin. I appreciate the well wishes.
 
scoutboy74 said:
dumbbox watchin' the ducks carve up sum buckeyz. .
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Yea? I'll be there live ruutin for the water foul.:cornut:

well that is iffn I can shake off the alcyhaul induced bluryeyed sickness crap and git my azz to pasedena in time. Only bout'20 miles. Then rejuveeenate my owndamazz with the same shit again.:crazy: :icon_xd: :yikes:

o yea hope jerry git's better reel sooooon.
 
Robert kenney said:
yea? I'll be there live ruutin for the water foul.:cornut:

well that is iffn I can shake off the alcyhaul induced bluryeyed sickness crap and git my azz to pasedena in time. Only bout'20 miles. Then rejuveeenate my owndamazz with the same shit again.:crazy: :icon_xd: :yikes:

o yea hope jerry git's better reel sooooon.
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You lucky bastard! Tell you what Robert, if you were to fly me down and take me to the game, I know that would speed my recovery exponentshulee. I doubt we'd get in too much troubles.:yikes:
 
scoutboy74 said:
you lucky bastard! Tell you what Robert, if you were to fly me down and take me to the game, I know that would speed my recovery exponentshulee. I doubt we'd get in too much troubles.:yikes:
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Believe me I wish I could take a couple of buddies to the game with me but I got lucky because I know some t of r people that ended up with a spare ticky.:ihih: I can't get to saucy around them though so that puts a slight damper on the fun factor.:icon_sad:

I don't know it the buddy treatment can be stretched one more level. But if it could you'd be welcome to it if it would help perk up jerry.:cornut:
 
Well gang it's all over but the healing now. The sawboanz did wut he do. They shot me with a nerve block which provides a long lasting numbing effect on the whole arm. This is a good thing. It will prolly be all but worn off by tomale pm. Then the real fun begins. I'm doing a good job of maintaining the vicodin buzz. I forget what movie it was where one of the characters said, "pain don't hurt."
extra bonus points to the fuller hoo kin provide the raht ansir. I'm yoozyoolee purdy gud 'bout rekamemberin' yooslis shit like that, but these drugs is clowdin' my sinappsiz. Jerry don't have that effect on me. Thanks again for the thoughts and happy new year everyone!
 
Weell see'un az yu indukted me inta tha fwboyz, I'mma gun ta wish ya a hopefully happie nu year! Jerry und I are watch'in a thin man muvie, gawd I luv that myrna loy! An dick powell is pretty dam sly an funny too. I think the pane line is from road house, 'ol patrick swayze an all. Anywayz, take it eezy thair trevor, an I hope fer a speedy recuvrie. Them erbs I dun told ya about shuld help a lot too with 'un vitamin k, c, an lotsa msm that yu kin git cheep at tha feed store.

Take kair!
 
Yer raht greg. It iz from roadhouse. Fwb bonus points iz in the mail. I'm worried 'bout you and cambo makin' weight in '10. Now myself, monte, drew, mayben and johnboy ain't got nuthin' tuh worry about. We uns got nice, purdy fwb fizzy-ques. So make a rezzylushun tuh load up on roadkill chupacabra and other sech sustinance. Sailor jerry will help you achieve your goals.
 
I'm worried 'bout you and cambo makin' weight in '10.
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Waht? Iz 'dis sum kinda team thang? Sorry, waht ya see is waht ya git. I akchully started out chubby, I mean really I had waht chu culd of called a fwb fizz-eek; then after 14 I 'jes grew up. So in short, I've rezined maself to the "harry dean stanton" look.
 
Well, being likened to harry dean stanton is a damn fine thing. He has been in some of the best movies of all time. Cool hand luke, alien, red dawn, the repo man, wild at heart.

But seriously.. At least pretend like you need more room between you and the steering wheel, or you won't last long in the fwb club.
 
Don't forget the green mile, up periscope, two lane blacktop, and several gunsmoke episodes, plus the harry dean stanton band that he fronts.
 
No kinder wurds wair ritten, thank yu drew.
In the wurds of our fwb eksalted grand pooh bah,
"you shore got a purdy brain"
be sides all dat wuz menshened, I all sow likes mr stanton in
kelly's heros and as kiser in where the lillies bloom.
 
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