Scoutboy74
Moderator
On tax day Tuesday, the hap-hap-happiest day of the year, yours truly had the rare (for me) privilege of paying a call to the good folks of IHPA, who graciously swept me into their ample bosom and suckled me with a tour of the establishment. The pungent aroma of rusting iron and partially burnt hydrocarbons, along with a surprising absence of bovine fecal aroma, made for a truly intoxicating experience. Jeff was kind enough to set me up with my own office, which I put to good use on a multi-tasking project and paperwork filing of a most urgent nature. Jeff informed me that he planned to order a 'sb74' nameplate and have it installed on my office door in time for my next visit, which is exciting news indeed. I felt a little odd about hatching a cornback rattler atop a man on a tractor logo, but everything came out in the wash. Michael demonstrated his top notch salesmanship by somehow finding money in my wallet that I had no earthly idea was in there. I'm very happy to have almost single handedly helped him reach his bonus for q2 well ahead of forecast. Chad pulled all the stops in a valiant, but vane effort to convince me to return his treasured "happy camper" which I cleverly absconded from him in a high stakes game of hold 'em some years back. Losers weapers. Sorry about your luck my friend. It was great to catch up with you fellas and meet Darren and victor. I know their lives have been immeasurably enriched in the process. Thanks for the hospitality and fantastic customer service.
