Possible FWB sighting??

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Chris Pucci

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Did I see a couple fwb's working on a couple scouts in 'downtown' gold hill, or - on Saturday morning about 11:15am??
 
Chris, what the hail you mean "workin on"? Fwb junk don't never break down:dita: I don't know. I've been off the grid for over a week chasing elk, chupacabras, bridge trolls and many other mythical creatures with nothing to show for my effort:mad5:
I haven't had a chance to debrief with the rest of the fwb clan yet. I'll report back once that happens or mayhaps cambo will see this and beat me to the punch.
 
scoutboy74 said:
chris, what the hail you mean "workin on"? Fwb junk don't never break down:dita: I don't know. I've been off the grid for over a week chasing elk, chupacabras, bridge trolls and many other mythical creatures with nothing to show for my effort:mad5:
I haven't had a chance to debrief with the rest of the fwb clan yet. I'll report back once that happens or mayhaps cambo will see this and beat me to the punch.
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For all I know they were sitting in there garage drinking beer -- but there were scouts in the driveway - garage door open - guys standing around...

House was on the northside of the main road back to I-5 in gold hill...
 
In that case, I can say with 100% certainty that the gents you saw weren't part of the current roster of fwbeez. The fwb network of shops are all located in the greater mexturd metroplex area. Sounds like a recruiting mission May be in order up in gold hill. One thing this world can't ever have enough of is fat white boys:winky:
 
Whale shit maaaaan! Guess now that them suthern fatwhites done got all their shit fixed by the old man, hiz dam shop don't count as an ofishul fwb road service operation???

Ain't nobodee fatter an' whiter than hizownself!

I knew you fooks wuz jest usin' me...I May still be a dam fwb pledge...but I control admission ta binder u. So's you fookers kin lern maybonics and bullshit!
 
Now Mike, don't go gittin' yer kilt all bunched up in places in hadn't orta git bunched! After all you've done for the fwb cause, your place in the ring of honor is secure. I didn't mean tuh leave ya out in the cold. Some of that oldtimers' disease must be creepin' up on me. Of course the fine facilities of binder u are a vital part of the fwb extension service, and we're dam proud tuh have ya!
So, for the record...the fwb network consists of 3 shops conveniently located in medford, binder u in leaburg, and just to keep monty from flappin' his kilt up in my face:yikes: cuz sum fat white wrenchin' got did up there...our newest location in sheridan!
Wow! This is exciting. The shit is spreading like a dam rash.
 
Well then -- if you don't know them, you got a mission then.

Here is where I saw them:

map of the area.

The house was on 2nd ave/hwy 234/hwy 99 right through lil' ol gold hill. On the north side of the road -- and I 'think' as you are traveling west just past the elementary school.

Looked like a blue Scout II with some 'custom' work and a Scout 80/800 -- both highly modified.
 
"the shit is spreading like a dam rash"

Doncha mean spreadin' like tha clap???

Wash them kilts in bleach and then soak 'em in pinesol.
 
scoutboy74 said:
now Mike, don't go gittin' yer kilt all bunched up in places in hadn't orta git bunched! After all you've done for the fwb cause, your place in the ring of honor is secure. I didn't mean tuh leave ya out in the cold. Some of that oldtimers' disease must be creepin' up on me. Of course the fine facilities of binder u are a vital part of the fwb extension service, and we're dam proud tuh have ya!
So, for the record...the fwb network consists of 3 shops conveniently located in medford, binder u in leaburg, and just to keep monty from flappin' his kilt up in my face:yikes: cuz sum fat white wrenchin' got did up there...our newest location in sheridan!
Wow! This is exciting. The shit is spreading like a dam rash.
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Wow, thanks for the honorary fwb status. My garage hasn't been the same since you guys left. And in case you haven't noticed I am a fat white boy.:dita: here are a few pictures taken at fwb sheridan.
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michael mayben said:
"the shit is spreading like a dam rash"

Doncha mean spreadin' like tha clap???

Wash them kilts in bleach and then soak 'em in pinesol.
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I use an autoclave on all my kilts. It's less toxic and doesn't ruin the pleats.:dita:
 
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Nice pics monte! If one didn't know better, one could mistakenly assume that work was actually getting done there. The only problem is, now you're gunna git me in trubull wit da usda forest circus for impersonating a circus clown and consuming alkyhawlik bevrijis in guvmint threads. Serious felonies for sure.
 
scoutboy74 said:
nice pics monte! If one didn't know better, one could mistakenly assume that work was actually getting done there. The only problem is, now you're gunna git me in trubull wit da usda forest circus for impersonating a circus clown and consuming alkyhawlik bevrijis in guvmint threads. Serious felonies for sure.
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Sorry about that, here is a better version.


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So monte's turned that leetle gummint I.d. Patch in for the new version for el chico de blanco grande numero uno. The one that sez "newnited states of obamasiah's amerika security corps and group hug" the one that hugo chavez iii is gonna head up under hiz new cabinet position.

Now I see we put tha wrong carbamixer on tha hoot's gullet! Hoot wuz supposed ta git the 1904 of johnboy's rig and I wuz gonna git hoot's oem 4150! What a buncha scruuups we are! Blame it on that cheepshit cerveza that terry forced on us.
 
monte lauer said:
sorry about that, here is a better version.


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Good work monte! Whew! That wuz a close one. I had cia spooks in black whirlycopters circlin' the hood fixin' tuh stuff my azz in the x-files.

Man Mike...I bet I'd be gittin' about 35 mpg with that 1904 and a top speed of about 25 mph goin' down hill with a brisk tailwind.
From pilot in central point to seven feathers in c-ville which is roughly 65 miles, hooty guzzled exactly 6 gallons goin' up all them passes with an average speed of 60 mph. That ain't too outta whack fer a hungry 392 luggin' a combined 5300 lbs worth of rolling thunder and one fat white kid. That's with a vinyl top too. Time tuh enroll hoot in jenny Craig!
 
Did a recon out to gold hill this am and sure enough, there's a Scout II sittin' right where chris said it would be. I met the owner, nice guy named phil who was quite surprised to find out he's caused such a ruckus. We will be including him in our future wheeling plans. Attached are a couple of pix of his rig which is still a work in progress.
Cameron
p.s. Chris, how come you didn't check in with the fwb's on your way thru?
 
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michael mayben said:
What a buncha scruuups we are! Blame it on that cheepshit cerveza that terry forced on us.
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Shit, I knew you couldn't appreciate good beer! I had to fire up the gulfstream iv to go get that stuff.
Here's a pic of us on approach to sidney intl.


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I shoulda had jose and pablo bring up some of that cheap shit from south of the border. I gave them the winter off since the pot ain't growin, this time of year, but I'll have them bring ya a truckload in the spring...
 
cthom said:
did a recon out to gold hill this am and sure enough, there's a Scout II sittin' right where chris said it would be. I met the owner, nice guy named phil who was quite surprised to find out he's caused such a ruckus. We will be including him in our future wheeling plans. Attached are a couple of pix of his rig which is still a work in progress.
Cameron
p.s. Chris, how come you didn't check in with the fwb's on your way thru?
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I was on a tight schedule - lots of eating, lots of sitting around and lots of trying to get more than 2 channels on the tv.

I was down at my grandpa's house for turkey day -- I have been going down there for 30 years. He lives out in the "sams valley" area hwy 234 to meadows rd to his house.

Maybe next time I will leave the house and hook up with some of you southern oregon dudes.
 
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