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[Michael Mayben]

Majorscruud ain't keep hiz bawls on the fairway and pickin' up after himself. So the kalifornikate gummint is gonna spend sum obamabucks on goofballs with gps capability so they can be tracked, recalled, and then smogged:

golf balls: 'humanity's signature litter' - cnn.com

So now the media tells us that the world has come to an end yet again this week and it's only Tuesday.

 

[Carl Wiese]

Just last week I was thinking to myself, what are all these golf balls doing everywhere?

 

[Major Screwup]

I often lay awake at night worring about all the feral balls in the world.