What tha hail izz that??? A dam top offa bowling trophy???
Ok...I'll humor ya, don't wanna pizz on yore "arteestik" efforts.
What tha hail izza "avatar"? Iz that tha same thang as a pile of guapo from where a chupacabra took a squat? Same thang as what bj an hildabeest eat for breakfast every mornin'?