Great catfish story! Here in eastern Missouri, the word is that divers, who have gone down to inspect the navigation dams on the mississippi, have seen catfish that put the fear of god into them. 60 and 80 pounders are not uncommon. This kind of a fish would not settle just for your dog's tail; he would want the whole damn dog.
This next story is, unfortunately, going to sound like my first one, but, so help me it is true. My family and several other families were on a summer four-wheeling, camping, and fishing vacation in Colorado in 1980. We were all in Scout iis. On this particular day we drove up the stony pass road above rio grande reservoir, near creede, co. This long valley, from the reservoir to the summit of the pass, is prime/choice fly-fishing on the headwaters of the rio grande river. We usually camped at a secluded campsite at the foot of timber hill. This site is a level bench above the river, hidden from the road by a thick stand of aspens. However, on this occasion, there was a party already camped there, so we settled for a place back down the road that was nice enough. After I got the tent set up, I grabbed my fly road and headed for the river. As I walked past our old campsite, I came upon a bunch of men sitting around a camp table playing cards and drinking whiskey. One says to me: "where you from?" I answered, "Missouri." he says, "Missouri boy, you better be a good fisherman, 'cause there ain't no fish in that crick. We're from texas, and we know fishing. We have fished that river hard for three days, and we haven't turned a single fish." I responded that I thought that I would, nevertheless, mess around a little bit. I should add that the rio grande is notorious for running hot and cold. I had been skunked several times before fishing it. Anyway, I walked around the bend and out of sight of their camp, and began to fish. It was late in the day, there was a ton of camp work to be done, and so I was not really fishing seriously. I just wanted to wet a line before making supper. So, quite contrary to good practice, I just threw my fly downstream, and dragged it back against the current. Serious fly-fishermen know that this is a terrible technique, although sometimes you might fool an idiot trout this way. On my second cast a fat rainbow slammed the fly. I landed him, cast again, and the same thing. Literally on ten casts, I landed these ten beautiful rainbows. It was like they were waiting in line with their little fishy knives and forks, looking for my fly. Thus, in about fifteen minutes, I was walking back past the texans and their cardgame. The loudest of the bunch decided to heckle me a little. "did you catch your limit, Missouri?" he asked, to much laughter from his comrades. By this time I was almost up to their table. I said, "as a matter of fact I did." I spilled the contents of my creel on their cardtable, and saw the same bug-eyed looks of disbelief. I guarantee, I had the last and the longest laugh.
In this story and the holy cross city story, I am definitely not touting my skill. In both cases, I just happened to be there when god turned on the "dinner is served" sign for the fish. Pineneedle