scoutdude80
Moderator
I remember Doc writing the non-bylaws. It was funny then, and just as funny today.
And, it's the truth.
Preface -- Current BABS non-laws as scripted by the honorable Doc.
This applies to any location. Just change a few names to protect the innocent where applicable.
• we don’t have a president: Dave is hereby appointed maven. He calls the meetings Unless someone else calls a meeting….
• we don’t have dues: funds are raised officially by the maven saying” hey, we need some money for ______ project/activity. Ante up”
• treasurer: no money, no treasurer.
• secretary: nothing of note happens anyway and there are precious few IH owners who can write legibly.
• rules of order: Marty smacks miscreants on the noggin with a coke bottle in cases of disorder. Otherwise, do as the maven directs.
• society goals: play with old IH iron. Anybody else can come along because we need something to practice towing.
• affiliations: join a state wide club so we can go to other people’s parties, too.
• elections: I vote for Dave. Any dissents? Talk to the guy with the coke bottle.
• membership: own an IH something or other and show up at a meeting, dinner or event. Families are welcome.
• website: we are welcome to post on IHPartsAmerica.com forum
• notification: by email. If you don’t email, ask your kid to use his/hers.
• change of non-laws: when and what the maven decides. Dissenters can talk to the coke bottle.
• dissolution: nobody shows up
fin
And, it's the truth.
Preface -- Current BABS non-laws as scripted by the honorable Doc.
This applies to any location. Just change a few names to protect the innocent where applicable.
• we don’t have a president: Dave is hereby appointed maven. He calls the meetings Unless someone else calls a meeting….
• we don’t have dues: funds are raised officially by the maven saying” hey, we need some money for ______ project/activity. Ante up”
• treasurer: no money, no treasurer.
• secretary: nothing of note happens anyway and there are precious few IH owners who can write legibly.
• rules of order: Marty smacks miscreants on the noggin with a coke bottle in cases of disorder. Otherwise, do as the maven directs.
• society goals: play with old IH iron. Anybody else can come along because we need something to practice towing.
• affiliations: join a state wide club so we can go to other people’s parties, too.
• elections: I vote for Dave. Any dissents? Talk to the guy with the coke bottle.
• membership: own an IH something or other and show up at a meeting, dinner or event. Families are welcome.
• website: we are welcome to post on IHPartsAmerica.com forum
• notification: by email. If you don’t email, ask your kid to use his/hers.
• change of non-laws: when and what the maven decides. Dissenters can talk to the coke bottle.
• dissolution: nobody shows up
fin
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