My Wife Loves Me.

[Monte Lauer]

So my wife is a pretty tolerant woman, meaning she puts up with most of my hobbies. She knows that I really enjoy bowling even though it often cuts into "our time together". Any how, she out of the blue buys me a new bowling ball. And this is not just any bowling ball, it is a Scout bowling ball.

 

[SS2]

Was it delivered overhand or underhand? Overhand is not love monte.....

 

[Major Screwup]

Obviously, you've been taking some of my advise!!!

 

[wbrent7766]

was it delivered overhand or underhand? Overhand is not love monte.....

I don't think underhand would be all that good either.

 

[Monte Lauer]

obviously, you've been taking some of my advise!!!

I think when you get right down to it, the ball was a I am sorry you had to sell your motorcycle present.

 

[Drew Merrick]

She is probably going to be more upset with you now than ever monte. The fact that you didn't get her point and ignorantly thought it a gift will infuriate her even more. She wants you to carry that thing around strapped to your belly for the rest of the pregnancy

 

[Michael Mayben]

What's this about cajones de azul???

 

[Dboy]

so my wife is a pretty tolerant woman, meaning she puts up with most of my hobbies. She knows that I really enjoy bowling even though it often cuts into "our time together". Any how, she out of the blue buys me a new bowling ball. And this is not just any bowling ball, it is a Scout bowling ball.

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Blue balls from the wife, nothing new there eh??

 

[Michael Mayben]

Since montebubba be in tha bizz of takin' inside tha body picshurs...surely he's got sum proof that what's been hidin' under momma's teeshirt ain't no cajone de azul mas grande de Scout???

And if momma be hidin' nine cajones...then she kin temporary puff up her lips with helium an git on tha okra windsuk show and make sum cash to finish off pink!

 

[Major Screwup]

blue balls from the wife, nothing new there eh??

 

[Monte Lauer]

since montebubba be in tha bizz of takin' inside tha body picshurs...surely he's got sum proof that what's been hidin' under momma's teeshirt ain't no cajone de azul mas grande de Scout???

And if momma be hidin' nine cajones...then she kin temporary puff up her lips with helium an git on tha okra windsuk show and make sum cash to finish off pink!

Since I have taken a personal look at momma's insides, I can tell you for sure that this litter consists of just one. To bad that won't get us national spotlight or a spot on oprah. I May however name the new addition Scout!

 

[Greg R]

Well it'll fit if it's a girl.

 

[Drew Merrick]

Most people will wonder why you named her after tonto's horse

 

[Greg R]

after tonto's horse

I was thinking more of Scout finch in harper lee's story.

 

[Drew Merrick]

Greg, this crowd would recognize tonto's horse long before they recognized characters from "to kill a mockingbird".

 

[Greg R]

Yeah I know, but you knew
good movie too.

 

[Monte Lauer]

was it delivered overhand or underhand? Overhand is not love monte.....

Overhand or underhand is still love when you have the right woman.